Oh No! Cheryl’s Been Vogue’d.

Never ones to miss a trend, Vogue have snapped up Cheryl Cole for their February 09 cover. Cheryl is one of the prettiest celebs on the block – perfect peachy skin, huge doey eyes and a pout that sends shivers down the back. She’s one of my favourite celebrities (if one can have such a thing) not least because she’s got the very difficult skill of beautiful crying down to the finest ever art. But what have Vogue done to her? Leached of any lip colour, she looks toothy and ill, her eyes look heavy and small and it looks like someone went mental with the airbrush around her cheeks. In an attempt to make Cheryl sophisticated enough to grace the cover of Vogue, they’ve whisked any shadow of her Geordie-ness away and left a shell. Shame on them.